grounded

You don't want to be grounded. It not fun. One time Step Daddy took away my Xbox 360 and me cry for weke and no get it bak yet. Pls send help!!1! My Step Daddy took away my virginity for a week and me get vri scarared

"me got grounded hek"
"Ohh hHnoNOOO i FeeEl vrRi BadD fOr YOU!!!!"

by Xexdeh December 31, 2019

groundie

A groundie is a portrait photograph taken when you lie on the floor/ground. It can either be taken by the person or by someone else using the floor as a background for the portrait. If its taken by yourself, then it can be considered a selfie groundie. Typically, groundies are usually taken to be posted on social network.

I posted a groundie of myself on facebook

by Jude Ugiomoh September 22, 2014

transpo-grounded

the act of grounding oneself (literally) by holding onto the inside latch of an automobile door while sliding out across the seats. this prevents one from getting their pussy, (etc) shocked off as soon as they touch metal.

tina transpo-grounded herself as she exited the car so she wouldn't get zipped.

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

Grounded

Spiritually speaking, to be grounded is to to bring yourself to a heightened sense of awareness in association with the present moment. This is particularly useful in order to feel more joyful stimulation whether physically or perceptually and at the same time reduce the sometimes detrimental nature of the repeating chatter of the mind.

Alan Watts once illustrated this point by ringing a bell. There was only sound; filling up the whole room, passing through you and vibrating your whole being. No words or chatter could have captured the healing nature of such grounding. You were grounded and completely inside the experience.

by Jack Road July 4, 2018

grundelcake

A large obese german women with lots of body hair who works in the high school cafeteria.

Look out, that Grundelcake over there is eating all the pizza.

by Ben Dover May 6, 2005

Grundel Fist

A forward thrusting motion with a flat hand, usually into the the grundel, (otherwise known as gooch). A grundel fist does not result in homosexuality, as it is completely accepted by the bro code.

Hey Jake, bend over, you are about to get the good old grundel fist.

by ThatBoiKade August 6, 2012

grundel thunder

When you have a forward traveling fart, which travels up your grundel (gooch) and rattles your sack.

Oh man I just had a wicked grundel thunder.

by Goose and Maverick September 14, 2016