frozen grapes

A delicious fucking snack

“Aye, yu want some frozen grapes in a lil bit meeco?” - Stewart

“Fuck ya lemme get some of those brutha”

by Smalltits05 June 30, 2018

microwaving grapes

slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat

Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour

by question,john November 10, 2020

Ketchup Grapes

A small grape like fruit that tastes like watered down, unsweetened ketchup.

Would you like some ketchup grapes with your salad?

by Ketchup Grapes April 30, 2022

Dirty Grapes

When you shove 10 or so grapes in your butthole and cover it with grape jelly then someone tosses your salad, fruit salad in this case and you push out the grapes during the act. Provides a snack to the giver and exiting enjoyment to the recipient.

They were doing a dirty grapes in my living room and got caught, assholes ran into my bathroom an used my towels to clean up!

by GinanJuc November 1, 2023

gather your grapes

Get your shit together

Gather your grapes, man

by Shuddymac January 4, 2015

free range grapes

The loose grapes that you find at the bottom of the bag.

I'll finish off the free range grapes.

by Ski Areak December 7, 2017

Peels my Grapes

To make someone feel good by going over and beyond

Theirs this guy name jhonny and he always goes the extra mile for me, he really peels my grapes.

by Monkey back-lash May 14, 2018