Gonked

An informal way of saying you will be getting severely fucked up or drunk at a gathering

Damn, bruh, I'm finna get gonked tonight at Daniel's base!

by Melbournebitchass August 22, 2016

Gonky

a term used when something or someone is funky different or weird. usually sound but not attractive. used when telling freinds there guy is un-hot.

girl 1:em.. hes really hot!
girl 2:no i think hes pretty gonky.

by lolly1991 May 27, 2008

gonko

Is when you’re doing something against what’s expected of you but doing it in a way that’s grimey and dirty. Going against the idea at hand and resisting what’s expected of you and be a grime ball about it.

That John guy is being a real gonko. He never listens to anything we have to say.

Man quit being a fukn gonko mane! Order me a taco while you’re there! Gonko taco mane!

Pete’s the biggest gonko in the office, he never comes to happy hour. Damn gonko.

by TheBossMcC May 14, 2018

gonkembinkembingbingbingbaby

A name for a very loud woman who happens to be a judge. Commonly referred to as "Jeanine".

Jeanine: THE RADICAL LEFT IS DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY!
Connor: Wow what a gonkembinkembingbingbingbaby.

by Hale La Tora July 31, 2020

gonker

usually a player of a videogame called "Dark Souls 3", who insults and sends hatemail to people who defeated him (usually in the videogame "Dark Souls 3 ").

"your such a cheater i bet your fivee go get a life"
"ok gonker"

by freddy46 January 8, 2019

gonkey

(Noun)
1. The combination of a donkey and a gorilla, as through genetic splicing or crossbreeding.
2. A person born in, living in or descended from the continent of Africa.

A baby gonkey: dorilla
A litter of dorillas: cubble
Latin - Eqorius Gonkius

Oh my god, that gonkey just robbed my store!!!

by Reeve October 28, 2003

Gonks

Round, very simple, store bought or often homemade stuffed toys with simple expressions, made from scrap fabrics. Gonks were popular between 1960 and 1980 give or take, especially in UK and other areas of Europe. Originally, Gonks type toys came into action during WWII when stuffed toy factories were forced to shut down. Mothers and children could make Gonks at home with whatever they had on hand.

James crafted his Gonks from old tweed, his father's silk tie, and his holey sock, then he hugged them.

by Beth Ellen December 22, 2007