Gooner

Refers to female girls/woman who are strangely addicted to men who wear facial hair. (beards, mustache, fu-manchu, etc;). Most of which female gender girls/women are more often then not name Sabrina, Shelly, or Yvonne.

Someone who is extremely weird is known as a "Gooner"

Hey, that girl is a Gooner because she is obssesed with Brian Wilson's beard

by vfamousforlife July 2, 2011

Goner

A goner is a girl boner.

That guy is soo hot! I totally just got a goner!

by poptoast16 June 29, 2009

goner

a boner resulting from sexual attraction from same sex...simply, a gay boner

George Bush gets raging goners everytime he watches Bill O'Reilly

by heezy420 September 3, 2010

Gooner

Someone weird looking or acting weird.

Hey gooner, stop doing that and get over here!

by ITS DIGIORNO June 4, 2016

Gooner

An individual who follows the dominant figure in a group mirroring their behaviors and always agreeing; A lackey, a yes man

"Did you hear Jimmy back up Steven in that argument."
"Yeah he even said sure thing boss, hes a total gooner"

by Dr. Blanket June 4, 2023

Gooner Man

A dude who's stupidity knows no bounds and is able to annoy friend and foe alike. A barrack room lawyer who is constantly threatening to sue almost everyone he meets. As an adholescent he was known as Mr punch and grope but now suffers with self inflicted myopia.

The most famous gooner of all time

by ManYooMan January 7, 2005

Goner

A thought or point that leaves your mind just before you are about to convey it.

During a heated political debate, I was about fire back a brilliant retort, but mid-sentence I realized it was a goner.

by Mizlu July 17, 2019