gloatzilla

Someone who gloats far too often.

Jose is such a gloatzilla. He brags about tiny accomplishments as if he just cured cancer.

by Downvoting Victim July 5, 2021

globat

The world's worst Web hosting company ever to exsist. Globat has been in Guinness Book of World Record for slowest server response time.

Yo momma is so slow, I could ping a Globat server faster than she could shop at the mall

by Sad globat victim March 6, 2005

glotti

Badass, fuck yeah, awesome, can't wait

Zachary: " Let's sesh up, kick it, & work on some buisness."

Collins: "Glotti, too down for that, g."

by Muerte1447 July 9, 2018

Gloating Douche bag Rock Climber

A person at your local rock climbing gym who brags and constantly brings up other people's failures and their own small accomplishments in order to make themselves feel better. Brags and makes others feel sorry for even participating in this amazing sport. Most of the time is a male.

The Gloating Douche bag Rock Climber does not brag by choice. He needs to brag in order to sexually arouse himself because he has no confidence in himself unless he his gloating.

Often extremely insecure and rarely gets laid.

Often uses terms like "fag, donkey balls, knob gobbler, scrotum sucker, gay, and homo" to belittle others while simultaneously hinting that they are confused about their own sexuality.

Gloating Douche Bag Rock Climber: Hey I think I'm the BEST in the climbing club out of everybody that just started. They all suck donkey balls except for me. I'm better than you too. Aren't I?? Aren't I??

Person: Yes you climb very well, the others are climbing well too.

Gloating Douche bag: What the fuck fag!? I'm like 10 times better than you, You can't climb half the shit I climb, you're so gay! I'm the Best you cock juggler!

Person: Rock climbing is about having fun and being the best you can be; not about comparing yourself to others to arouse yourself. you are a disgrace to the sport. Goodbye.

Gloating Douche bag: Fuck yeah I'm the best. Better masturbate in the gym's bathroom before this boner goes away!

by Zeus717 March 5, 2011

glostik

The trendiest fucking 'nub' known to mankind. Will pick up on any e-trend out there as long is a possibility of being noticed by someone '1337'.

Also known as:
Entik

"This coming winter we'll be de_stroyed at the CPL."
"OMFGWTFBBQ"

by Phenik December 16, 2004

gloot

Another urban physiological term for asshole.

Can you believe the sound of that fart came out of HER gloot?

by Grant R October 9, 2006

Glort

Good Looking Right Out There oppistite to Blort

Hey it's Glort

by YoYoYeah April 24, 2009