Germ

An inconvenience.

"I ain't perfect, but I'm constantly surrounded by weird shit, motha fuckas be germs..."

"Yea, I feel you, motha fuckas be big germs..."

by TrenchTrophies March 16, 2022

Germ-Questing

Using your civil disobedience to purposely not wear a mask in public places during a pandemic.

I saw someone germ-questing in the grocery store today.

by Gethmer September 16, 2020

Germ

Short for German/Germanic, and is a derogatory word for any and all white people, but especially those who either have Germanic ancestry (Scandinavia, Germany, etc.), or who speak a Germanic language, such as English.

Mark: You suck at CoD, lobsterback >: )

Chad: Stfu, you insignificant Germ! Before I come over there and go berserker on you…

by Amogus Sussi Baka September 16, 2022

smack germ

When a person gives oral sex with cold sores

Kenny asked if she was given him smack germ

by Tire shop tony May 20, 2022

Guns Germs and Steel

Guns Germs and Steel is a Pulitzer prize-winning book written by Jared Diamond. You'll most likely study this in grade ten social studies or somewhere in university. It was also turned into a National Geographic special which has a wicked intro, good luck finishing it though.

I own 29 copies of the book "Guns Germs and Steel" This is not a joke, I actually do.

by KookyKrock September 21, 2021

germ

a nickname for that one guy called jeremy

jeremy: hi!

you: hey germ
jeremy: :(
you: .)

by EndyCake April 29, 2021

It's Germ-x

A way to inform someone that a liquid on a table is just hand sanitizer. (Not to be confused with the phrase "you're an idiot")

A pregnant woman offers someone a towel to clean up " whatever is on the table." Someone else harmlessly replies: "It's Germ-x," and then gets sent to vice principal's office, where he is then sent to ISD for the rest of the day.

by Innocence. February 15, 2019