big gerald

The act where you smack your mom in the face with a biscut and fuck your brother

my mom was acting silly so i gave her a big gerald

by johnson perry February 14, 2022

That Guy Gerald

He is a Guy. His name is Gerald

That Guy Gerald likes throwing discs

by ThatGuyGerald November 18, 2022

Gerald

The name of the small piece of fat in your armpit.

Person A: Dude how big is your gerald?
Person B: Get the fuck away from me?

by AcidityBM November 19, 2020

Gerald Gillum

the coolest and most good looking guy ever.
if u don't know who he is u need to die.

Person 1 : omg gerald gillum is so fucking gorgeous and his voice holy shit
Person 2: who's gerald gillum?
Person 1: die.

by Jokerjokerweedsmoker February 23, 2017

Gerald

A big boy with even bigger ears

Dean made this so eat me Gerald

by DeanR420 September 27, 2019

Gerald

The goop found in the foreskin of uncircumcised men mostly from Russia and Iran.

Common name in Russia for men that don’t know when to shut their whore mouth.

Boris used a warm towel to wipe the Gerald off his pecker.

by Ivan kikdovagin January 3, 2020

Gerald Ford

When a male has a semi or half erection; i.e. your cock is half-mast like a flag when a President dies.

Todd: For some reason I couldn't get it all the way up last night.

Dan: Oh........you had a Gerald Ford?

or

Vanessa: You have a Gerald Ford again? Do we have to have sex?

by d b January 2, 2009