genital jelly

Another way yet to refer to semen, especially the kind that dries quickly to the consistency of rubber cement (mucilage) or jelly.

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Guy cums on partner's stomach: "Oops! Better wipe that up quick before it turns into genital jelly."

by al-in-chgo March 13, 2010

genieologist

Someone who obsessively collects antique glass bottles in the hope that there may be a genie in one of them.

Guy #1: Zheesh, dude, look at all those colored glass bottles sitting in the windows of that old fart's mansion. Must be a thousand of them!
Guy #2: Yeah, bud; weird, huh? Must be a genieologist.

by QuacksO February 23, 2012

genital beading

Genital beading is a practice where small beads or ribbed material is inserted into the penis much like a Sub dermal implant anywhere else in the body. It is usually inserted under the akin of the shaft or foreskin and heals just as quickly as say a dermal anchor piercing. It is used for both cosmetic reasons and sexual pleasure.

Dave went to the piercing parlour to get genital beading so he could spice up his sex life.

by Rubeheart November 5, 2013

genitals

A delicious treat sometimes accompanied by exquisite pubic hairs and having a strangely addictive smell.

Dude! Stop sniffing my genitals!

by RabidFrog December 16, 2008

genital spanking

1) when you spank someone/something with your genitals
2) getting someone to spank your genitals

you ever tried genital spanking?

by manx arbiter January 26, 2009

Genieva

A Genieva has a rare kind of beauty, and you'll never meet a girl quite like her. She is intelligent and a bookworm, and she is a social butterfly. If you meet a Genieva, you better treat her like the queen she is. A Genieva loves her friends, and enjoys watching Mean Girls and eating chocolate icecream while gossiping and ranting with her best and closest friends. A Genieva is only athletic when she's in her dancing shoes. When she's alone, you will often find Genieva laying on her couch eating oreos and spoonfuls of Nutella while watching The Breakfast Club. Genievas are usually brunette, tall, toned, and busty. They usually get along with people named Elizabeth, Carly, Rebecca, Natasha, Jacob, Jo, Renée, Eva, Aroura, Katy, Thomas, Julia, Daniel, Kyle, Drew, Quinn, and Felicity.

I met this girl at Starbucks who was enchanting, she must be a Genieva

by I'm a mouse duh September 13, 2016

Genital Jousting

The highest rated videogame of 2016, in which players take the form of giant slithering dicks and attempt to penetrate the other players.

Dude the dlc for Genital Jousting is finaly out.

by GI Jew the all American Hebrew November 27, 2016