1. Like or the actual conditions of prison sex... see Prison Hump...
2. Somebody who willingly and repeatedly partcipates in homosexual activity with fellow inmates, despite being hetrosexual... (tending to the guys like the jailhouse bitch...)
3. Some git serving beverages... probably also defition #2...
2. Somebody who willingly and repeatedly partcipates in homosexual activity with fellow inmates, despite being hetrosexual... (tending to the guys like the jailhouse bitch...)
3. Some git serving beverages... probably also defition #2...
1. "That was some crazy-ass rough sex! That was so fuckin' bartender..."
2. "After I sold my sofa I had to become a baretender just to afford a score!"
3. "Who the fuck is that guy taking drink orders?" "That's the bartender... he tends the bar..." "Dude... what a fuckin' metrosexual..." "Yeah... he's always been a bartender(#2)"
2. "After I sold my sofa I had to become a baretender just to afford a score!"
3. "Who the fuck is that guy taking drink orders?" "That's the bartender... he tends the bar..." "Dude... what a fuckin' metrosexual..." "Yeah... he's always been a bartender(#2)"
by wez-1 September 4, 2005
Get the bartender mug.Someone who's in a relationship with a plant, and best friends with another. The term plant is used to lightheartedly mock someone who identifies as asexual. So if you find yourself with the closest people in your life being plants (specifically if you don't identify as one yourself), that makes you their gardener.
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Very large breasts that most definitely attract men, and are usually thought of as female bartender’s breasts.
by lvr4evr June 8, 2018
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Person 1: Woah! Look that's Jimmy Fallon.
Person 2: No it can't be.
1: Hey Jimmy! Look over here.
*Jimmy turns around*
2: No that's Gartner!!
*Both run away*
Person 2: No it can't be.
1: Hey Jimmy! Look over here.
*Jimmy turns around*
2: No that's Gartner!!
*Both run away*
by Guffaw Assuage May 3, 2019
Get the Gartner mug.A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.
Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.
by WhoGivesADan May 6, 2019
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Friend 1: so what happened after you took Nancy home last night? She totally wanted that d
Friend 2: it was unbelievable bro. I gave her a bartender tod and then a Wet Malfoy in the morning.
Friend 1: sounds like fun. What’s her number?
Friend 2: it was unbelievable bro. I gave her a bartender tod and then a Wet Malfoy in the morning.
Friend 1: sounds like fun. What’s her number?
by Freggsmash May 13, 2019
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