flonk

verb To Flonk: To stimulate the male sexual organ. Especially auto-stimulation in a noisy manner. This word definitely has onomatopoetic characteristics. Synonym: Masturbate.

Did you spend all night flonking it to softcore porn?

Ivar flonks constantly.

The internet results in highly flonktastic behavior on the part of the male population.

by meson537 February 14, 2008

DWILE FLONKS

when an unlucky one has there rectum raped and there face soiled apon.

I feel sorry for whoever he
dwile flonks.

by lew May 3, 2004

fonk

An alternate, and more amusing spelling of the common curse word "Fuck"

Hey, fonk you man!

by Oswald Van Oeveren April 22, 2003

fronk

to divide into small pieces

im gonna fronk your day up... and then put it back together... like a fuckin' puzzle, BIATCH

by billy gilman December 25, 2003

fonk

An Aussie acronym for the phrase "friend of no cunt"

Spalding wasn't very popular. In fact he was the biggest fonk any of them had ever met.

by Timmy March 25, 2003

Fonk

1) According to Adam Lafontaine, this is the sound a penguin makes while it is being raped.
2) A word used to make fun of Adam Lafontaine for his stupidity and tendency to make up stupid words.

1) "FONK FONK" = "Help me, i'm a penguin being raped! Help me, i'm a penguin being raped!"
2) *Adam enters room* "FONK FONK FONK FONK" = "Adam, you're an idiot"

by Shibby McShibbShibb April 2, 2004

Flonk

To get rid of some shit unnecessarily and in an illegal way.

Mate, I just flonked that. I dunno what it is, but I did it!

by El_Doublay July 11, 2019