Fonk

1) According to Adam Lafontaine, this is the sound a penguin makes while it is being raped.
2) A word used to make fun of Adam Lafontaine for his stupidity and tendency to make up stupid words.

1) "FONK FONK" = "Help me, i'm a penguin being raped! Help me, i'm a penguin being raped!"
2) *Adam enters room* "FONK FONK FONK FONK" = "Adam, you're an idiot"

by Shibby McShibbShibb April 2, 2004

Fonking

Kansas City terms for "Beefing", or having problems with someone. It is not to be mistaken with Funking because it changes the definition entirely. Pronounced fon-King

Yo look at twitter Meek Mill and Drake is on there Fonking hard.

by Lite Green aka Tommy Rocko October 5, 2015

fonk

this is like sayin u have beef with somebody..fonkin

are they still fonkin with them?

by S+K=S May 21, 2006

Fonking

Fonkin is like beefing with someone

“ You bitches still fonking over niggas ? “

by datonelitho June 27, 2019

Fonked

When you fuck a girl so hard she’s crying and screaming and your neighbors dog comes and joins

I fonked her hard

by Fonker69 October 17, 2019

fonk

An extreme form of funk.

Damn, wash yourself! You got fonk.

by DJ Gaping Wound July 20, 2003

FONK

Simiar to FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) FONK is Fear Of Not Knowing

Even though he was exhausted, Ben's FONK got the better of him so he asked what she was doing. Even tho he had no intention of going for a walk.

by BeNN72837 June 13, 2018