double fisted jackoff

A celebritory dance in which an individual, usually a women, excitedly makes handjob motions to their left and right simultaneously, giving the appearance of wacking two guys off on either side of them

When Sally won the showcase showdown she cried with joy while vigorously doing the double fisted jackoff.

by Jeff Conwell June 16, 2010

Ham Fisted

Receiving total hand pleasure from a large handed sweaty man who may or may not have recently eaten a large quantity of meat; hence giving him the meat sweats causing a "ham like" scent.

After I got ham fisted buy Gary last night I was craving a hoagie something fierce.

by Yimmycat March 2, 2012

Fustercluck

An alcoholic beverage which contains Evan Williams bourbon whiskey, 180 proof Everclear, and root beer with a dollop of ice cream on top. You must finish this drink before the ice cream melts or you will not get its full effect. This will fuck you up.

Dude, I got so fusterclucked this weekend!
Dude, did you see Nicole last weekend? She had two fusterclucks and was puking everywhere!
Xavier tried to drink a fustercluck in two minutes. He was in the hospital for two days.

by Thetwins April 12, 2012

fustercluck

an annoying or bothersome person

stop being such a fustercluck

by jack_hammer December 7, 2015

Fussed

When you go to the toilet, and the loo roll is still stuck to your arse when you walk out.

dude, that guy got a fussed

by bananaspanner July 9, 2010

fuster cluck

Play on words for the term 'Cluster Fuck'

A move used commonly by abusing the 'Cluster Bomb' weapon found in most Worms-series games such as Worms2, Worms: Armageddon & Worms: Noob Poop Party.

omg that guy just wedged that clussie up me & clusterfucked me bigtime. n00b

by Dodgymat January 18, 2005

fused picard

Holding penis tips together until the cum dries.

It took 20 minutes to complete the fused picard.

by subwaycoffee April 30, 2016