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fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards

When someone is a complete and utter useless cunt, and is actually a lot more retarded than you previously give them credit for.
A very common attribute with new scaffolding labourers. They may be ripped to fuck and constantly remind you how they can lift 250kg in the gym but can’t pick up a bucket of fittings or more than one tube. If you asked one of these individuals to go to the lorry and get you a tape as you need to measure something they would most definitely return with duct tape.
Lewys: Mackenzie said the inside board wouldn’t fit as there is a brick feature sticking out of the wall. I told him to get a saw and notch it. When I went over to see what was taking him so long, he was actually trying to saw the brick…
Rich: are you fuxking serious??? Wow that guy really is a fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards!
by PubHellhound July 16, 2022
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You are about to get destroyed physically, mentally, and spiritaully. Generally if this phrase is bellowed out it means the bellower is about to engage in a mass slaughter with absolutly no care for their own safety. Expect no quarter given. Although a relitivly rare act, certain social pressures, neurological ihibitors, or defeat in a video game can cause this.
Vavey: Owned you again!

Dave: Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station!

Vavey: ohhhh....crap

*Gore everywhere, house destroyed along with neighboring countries
by Vavey May 5, 2007
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A fully armed battalion

Something that King George iii will send to you to remind you of his love. Not to be confused with killing friends and family.
I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love, dadadadadadada
by LiterallyMariahReynolds August 16, 2024
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Fully duded out

1 This can mean someone who is ready and fully equipped for the occasion or, to the contrast, 2 it can mean someone is totally out of their mental capacity.

3 When talking about a car or something similar it is to indicate that it is completely upgraded or modified or just generally badass.

4 It can also be a person who is so over prepared it is to the point that it is humorous.
1 Hank is fully duded out for the zombie apocalypse, if something happens we call him.

2 That guy came around the corner fully duded out, I don't think he knows where he is.

3 That fucking car was fully duded out! Did you see the paint job on that thing?

4 why did you show up here all fully duded out? I just need you to hold the flashlight.
by Dutch Thompinson May 23, 2020
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buying and selling children's 50p panini football cards via ebay. slight pedo connotations
a nigel version game fully employed cool
by mrs tosser October 16, 2025
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