Alaskan Cold Front

When you turn the freezer too low while performing a Charleston Chocolate Banana.

"Oh shit my dick fell off, I think I accidentally did an Alaskan Cold Front."

by weirdjake123456789 February 21, 2009

front ass

when someone's belly hangs over thier beltline and into the upper thigh, thus creating "front ass"

when someone's belly hangs over their beltline and down into the upper thigh area, thus creating"front ass"

by J-Loco March 12, 2007

Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma

When you aren't quite able to choose if you're going to kick it in the front seat, or sit in the back seat. Often you aren't even sure if there is room in either sections of the car.

Rebecca Black: Kickin' in the front seat, sittin in the back seat. Which seat can I taaaaaaakke?

-As you can see, it can be quite the Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma.

by RoboCat April 11, 2011

front burner

putting or placing something "on the front burner" means that it is important, or a priority. (an unimportant event or person could be said to be on the "back burner") From the setup of a cooking range, where items on the front burner are closer to you and can be watched over more easily and effectively.

I gotta put paying my bills on time on the front burner since I got behind. That guy is so hot, he's a front burner for sure.

by teacherlady April 15, 2005

front ass

bulge of fat that hangs over the genitals and is split down the middle to look like an ass.

Oh my god. That dude has front ass hanging over his pants.

by Poor boy from a poor family December 10, 2003

front butt

not the regular butt in the back, but go around front and you will have your front butt aka your genitals. p and vaG

"ima stick this crayon in your front butt"

by william T williamson August 6, 2008

Frelted

Something or someone who was frozen and then melted.

Sorry you got frelted man

by Darvia May 3, 2011