Poonis Formula

Formula for finding out wether or not you got poonis or just a little poo on your dick.
(Refer to poonis definition )
Multiply bristol stool chart value excluding 1 as it can never poonis, multiplied by how many grams of poo was on your dick. That value, or P, if equal to or over 100 will be poonis. This assumes average penis size and excludes other variables.

Holy shit bro i did anal last night and she lowk pood a bit. Did i get poonised?

Ay idk bruh peep the poonis formula

by PoonisEnjoyerOneMillion August 13, 2025

PinSin Theory Mathematical Formula

The mathematical explanation and formula to proving the PinSin Theory:

E = (S-P) x Y

E = (S-P) x Y is the official formula for the PinSin Theory Mathematical Formula, and can be used to calculate the particles.

by Mr TM. November 13, 2025

So much in that excellent formula

When someone posts a formula you do not understand but want to sound smart.

Dude on Twitter: The Pythagorean Theorem states that a^2 + b^2 = c^2, where a is one side of the right triangle, "^" denotes an exponent, equal to two, "+" denotes a sum which happens between two or more terms in an equation, b is the other side of a triangle, which per definition has three sides, "=" denotes equality, and c denotes the hypotenuse, i.e., the side of the triangle whose length is the largest of the three, squared.

Smart guy: So much in that excellent formula

by Florean July 18, 2024

Formula Vee

cheap formula race car

Person 1: so, how did your race go?
Person 2: the engine decided to die
Person 1: as expected
Person 2: why do i race Formula Vee cars
Person 1: you don't have that much money

by CocotheLoco1 December 17, 2022

QM Formula

It's a unit of energy based on joules, but scaled down for use with electrons.

Qora Theory gives the formula for QM^0-5

QM Formula

by Quidavar December 22, 2022

Heron's Formula

One guy wrote a formula for finding the area of a triangle that can be applied if you know the length of the sides, and knowing the semi-perimeter (half the value of the perimeter).
The formula is : √s(s - a)(s - b)(s - c)

guy : help me I don't know the height of the triangle to find the area.
smart guy : use the heron's formula
guy : imma search it up
guy : thx i got answer as 42cm^2

by a random guy who likes maths August 2, 2023