floobs

Boobs that are large for the sole reason that the girl is fat.

Bob: That girl is hot, she's got a nice rack.

Bill: Those are floobs, man, what are you talking about?

by al September 30, 2003

fobster

FOB + mobster
A fob who dresses, looks, acts tough.
Can also use to describe actors in kungfu movies or most recently Gran Torino, for example.

"What a fobster & look at the Honda hes driving."

"Bunch of fobsters in this Bruce Lee flick."

by bboi85 August 19, 2009

whole-foods

An upscale "all natural" grocery store catering to Cougers and Cubs. A meeting point or stomping ground for older woman between ages of 35-55 to go on the prowl at in search of young men between the ages of 17-27. The Prepared Foods hot bar is "the" place to find a cougar/cub hook-up.

Mary, 47, whose husband who is commonly gone on Business-Trips, often goes to whole-foods to pick up a cub every now and then to satisfy her-needs.

by Deadwait March 1, 2009

August Fools

As the 8th month of the year, August fools completes the day that April fools began (also known as ‘all fools day’). The acceptable period of pranks is from midday to midnight.

G’day cobba - hey guess what? I’m preggers aye! *later that day* Hahaha August fools, bitch!

by Wroary July 25, 2018

foodsturbation

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

by Rob D January 29, 2005

Foobie

Foobie, a compound word made up of fake, and boobies. To describe not only those wondrous silicon orbs that seem to abound everywhere these days, but any variety of artificially enhanced hooters.

"Duuude...check out those boobies." "Yeah...total foobies."

by Mr. Zarwid June 14, 2006

Tyson Foods

Tyson Foods, Inc. is a multinational corporation that is the world's second largest producer of beef, chicken, and pork.
The company has been charged with countless evironmenmtal crimes, abusing workers, racism, and lots more! Through false advertising and labeling, they have made the public think that their foods are 100% natural and safe to eat. This is not true, because they do use things such as cabon-monoxide, arsenic, and anti-biotics, in their food.

Kid: "Mommy, Mommy, lets get tyson foods for dinner tonight! they want to help our school and donate lots of food to pore people!"
Mom: "sure! they sound like a good company!"

by Dr. Meh November 5, 2011