fool cat

somone who dresses or acts like he/she is a fool alot.

if someone were to spray a half can of ax on they would be a fool cat. Or you could say it smells like a fool cat in here.

by Brian gss October 2, 2007

Fool School

An imagined place of education, where fools learn to hone their foolishness, interact with other fools, pick up imaginarry 'fool facts', and generally become the people they are.

" I don't care what they told ya in fool School, if you think you're gonna hang out the front of my place selling baggies, your gonna end up in the gutter in a world of pain"

"where did you learn that?... fool school?"

"Walking into that bar was like walking into the annual fool school re-union party"

"obviously you graduated fool school with honours"

by snaketattoo13 January 27, 2011

Fool's Gold Digger

A girl who isn't pretty or sexy enough to be a gold digger, so she can only attract a splenda daddy, not a real sugar daddy to hook up with.

That fool's gold digger was like the clearance isle at WalMart, nobody with money wanted her goods.

by VintageGibson August 18, 2016

Fool Merchant

Dishonest peddler of lies, false promises, fake goods, illegal wares

Yous a Fool Merchant

by Duc is Lord July 13, 2018

Fool's Fortune

The concept that idiots are naturally luckier than other people as a way to balance out their stupidity. Similar to an Idiot Savant, except instead of being brilliant in a specific field, they seem to have a little extra luck wherever they go.

Fool's Fortune is most likely god's way to make things fair for dumb people, for if they were smart and lucky, they'd be too powerful.

by sebacostamr May 27, 2021

fool's gold

When you are duped into thinking a woman is attractive at a distance or from behind based only on the superficial characteristics you can see from that vantage point (such as her hair, whether she has a tan or whether she is engaged in physical activity) only to realize once you get closer that she is not attractive at all or even homely.

Dude, drive in the other lane so we can get a closer look at that hot blonde chick with the long ponytail jogging in a sports bra up ahead. Oops, my bad, looks like I spotted some fool's gold. Now that we are close it's clear she has bad skin, a hook nose and the early stages of female pattern cottage cheese ass.

by tomkru August 27, 2015

fool's baby

refers to some one whose birthday falls on April 1st, which is also April Fool's Day.

Christy is such a sweetheart! Oh, and she's a fool's baby!

by Kyle Wonder April 12, 2008