The Jesuit, slang term for your brain. Often confused with junior high school visitors for many other things.
by William Ballsitch February 7, 2008
Get the Funken Wagon mug.The term "Fukeye" is rarely used and when is, it is used as an offence to state if the person your are arguing with has a lazy eye.
It is a very strong use of word and very rarely heard of.
It is a very strong use of word and very rarely heard of.
Teacher: LOOK AT ME WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU!
Student: I would, remember im the student with the lazy eye?
Teacher: Oh yeah your the Fukeye'd student.
Student: I would, remember im the student with the lazy eye?
Teacher: Oh yeah your the Fukeye'd student.
by Meh Kid September 25, 2008
Get the Fukeye mug.A 50-something asshat trolling parking lots in his midlifecrisismobile looking for young chicks AND his youth. He's usually seen in a wife beater or topless, with the t-tops off. His fart cannon exhaust and delightful revving of the engine throughout the neighborhood bring shudders of "joy" to all.
Closely related to guys who drive over-sized diesels and suffer from "nice-truck-sorry-about-your-dick" syndrome.
Your chariot awaits!
Closely related to guys who drive over-sized diesels and suffer from "nice-truck-sorry-about-your-dick" syndrome.
Your chariot awaits!
Lester thought his tasty new Corvette would help him score with the cute cashier at Vitamin Cottage, but she just thought he was a huge fukendouche.
by K^2 September 27, 2012
Get the fukendouche mug.Generally: a random, warmish temperature, usually below the desired level.
Specifically: when one orders a hot drink (e.g. in a cafe) and finds it is not hot enough and at some arbitrary, warm-ish and disappointing temperature; then one may describe this drink as flukewarm. It is a portmanteau of fluke and lukewarm.
Specifically: when one orders a hot drink (e.g. in a cafe) and finds it is not hot enough and at some arbitrary, warm-ish and disappointing temperature; then one may describe this drink as flukewarm. It is a portmanteau of fluke and lukewarm.
Leonidas: Man, I am so pissed. I was really looking forward to my morning coffee
Maximus: Why, what's wrong?
Leonidas: The drink is flukewarm. Damn.
Maximus: Why, what's wrong?
Leonidas: The drink is flukewarm. Damn.
by bookkake August 29, 2016
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A portmanteau of “faux” and “woke”. It applies to those who only want a visage of wokeness and have no actual substance, original opinions, or ideological backbone.
“Did you see Nigella’s IG story tirade about police violence against the houseless?”
“She’s so fauke, I literally saw her kick a homeless woman to get into a glossier sale.”
“She’s so fauke, I literally saw her kick a homeless woman to get into a glossier sale.”
by TRP7667 January 13, 2022
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