Flush But Verify

Flush But Verify

These new water-saving toilets are great, but after taking a massive dump, it's always a good idea to flush but verify.

by Justin Thyme Turd July 4, 2018

flush the clam

When a woman has to pee after 4+ shots of whiskey.

Hey babe, that whiskey was the bomb but I gotta flush the clam before we do anymore.

by Basket Catcher June 3, 2017

butt-flush

In poker, the second best flush possible given the situation.

I had the king high butt-flush, but he had the nuts.

by benofmn July 15, 2013

Flush and RUsh

When you're taking a piss and you flush before you're done pissing and you have to finish before the toilet is done flushing. Many have made contests out of this and a scoreboard is recommended. DUDE GAME!

I just got a point in Flush and Rush

by Flush and Rush May 14, 2016

complementary flush

flushing toilet right after a turd hits the water as to not stink up the bathroom for the next person

hurry up I gotta take a dump, and how about a complementary flush

by somethree May 9, 2013

Preemptive Flush

What you do when you are taking such a big dump that you are afraid you will clog the toilet, so you flush while the dump is being made. What you do when you expect a "Clogger Shit."

preemptive flush courtesy flush

by Stew711 July 20, 2015

Flushing Twice

Partitioning fecal expulsion, and all related processes to mitigate risk of internal toilet blockage.

John: Have you been flushing twice?
Jake: No, why?
John: Because you just f**ked up the toilet again.

by PossumCuber July 9, 2010