florida flood

When taking a dump and your pants are at you ankles and the person in the cubicle next to you pisses under the wall all over your trousers.

dude. what happened? your pants are all wet?
yeah, I was taking a shit and next thing someone florida flood-ed me. fucker.

by smasha314 August 31, 2017

florida blue cheese

A soft form of smegma that is produced under ones scrotum after being exposed to Florida’s natural environment.

“I have a wicked batch of Florida Blue Cheese culturing in my britches”

by GlisteningGrannies October 12, 2017

Florida Alligator

When a blowjob is given underwater and the person who is getting the blowjob gets their penis bitten off.

Woah dude you got a Florida Alligator, damn that must have hurt.

by nuttery April 19, 2018

floridalma

Floridalma is a wonderful outgoing girl. She always has a smile on her face no matter what, not caring what others think of her. She’s a very smart intelligent girl having no doubts of herself. Guys would like to date her but she turns them down because boys for her don’t exist in her life.

I have a crush on Floridalma but she never pays attention to me.

by ItsYourGurl May 23, 2018

Florida Gator Roll

When you're getting head and punch the giver in the nose. They clamp on your dick and roll around. You try to see how long you can hang on. You have to beat the death roll.

She was using too much teeth so I popped her in the nose. We ended up doing the Florida Gator Roll.

by Daytona Tomato October 19, 2018

Florida Cheerful

Someone who lives in Florida and pretends nothing cynical happens, always looking for positive news when in Michigan someone was pulling a Betty Crocker crime as in she was making brownies with Exlax. You will known the screen names of those when you see them. Don't let them hear you say the term to their face because they know they're being insulted to the core. This one goes back to back with Florida Baptism as you see them come up together.

What is this? Okay those who expect everyone go around not swearing, speaking of taboos or disowning material that's their most well known -- expecting them to use the word 'dropsies' well sorry that's not me. Those who are the Florida Cheerful you will know it when you see it -- mention The Cabbie Homicide around them or read "Yest Ye Become One" around them and see what happens.

by illinoishorrorman December 30, 2018

Florida Freshener

When you buttfuck a girl in a chlorinated pool.

I gave a girl the Florida Freshener last night.

by Badaducci March 15, 2019