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Florence, SC

Visiting Florence...

I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun, because there's tons you can do in this town.

This place is special. So special, in fact, that few people on the globe have ever heard of it.

And few people actually live here. We have so much traffic because people are constantly passing though to somewhere else; We are the halfway point between NYC and Miami. Wonderful, right?!

When people do come here, it's because we are known for having an amazing Wal-Mart.

We have some great restaurants. We just got a new Golden Corral, and a new Burger King. Now that's what we really needed. Thank the lord for these places, because now we've got variety! Who doesn't love all kinds of fried food?

You'll love the weather. It's hot and humid, so you don't have to buy a jacket. You could go out with nothing on, and you still wouldn't need one. Plus, it rains and storms seven days a week! Who doesn't love a good storm?

And thank goodness we have warm weather, because on a good day, you can fry an egg on the sidewalk.

No one wants to go to a mall thats huge and has lots of stores, so you'll love our mall. There's hardly anything there!

It'll good we're all on the same page. We all have the same point of view on everything, so you don't have to worry about an argument. Here everyone is the same, so there's little conflict. What could be better than that? :).
"I hate people that don't have the same point of view as me! I hate living in this place where everyone is different!"
"Move to Florence, SC and you'll never have to worry about that again."

"It's so cold outside; I can't take it!"
"Move to Florence, SC and you'll never have to worry about that again."

"I hate this mall! It's two stories and has way too many stores."
"Move to Florence, SC and you'll never have to worry about that again."

"I want to move to a place with variety, kind people, nice restaurants, and good weather. Where should I go?" "Definitely Florence, SC! ;)"
by I live there. July 28, 2010
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Florentina

A very sexy person with many bitches on her dick. Still, she stays celibate, and faithful to our lord. She possesses a fat cat and will run after cats and ducks if she spots them in public.

Uses „yourmom,, frequently.
Wow, who’s that girl in the lake?
Is she stealing a duck?
Must be a Florentina.
by Your44mom1 May 31, 2021
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Florence Welch

The singer of Florence and the Machine, she has a wonderful voice and B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L red hair! She is totally awesome.
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Florence

'Florence' is another word for a cigarette lighter of any description. The word is used mainly used by 11 to 15 year old kids that smoke and are trying to stop their parents from finding out. It is used as a code word to disguise the fact that the person talking may need a lighter.

The origin of the word is unclear, but it is thought to have a connection to 'Florence Nightingale' who was famously known to carry a lit lantern with her.
"Ell.. you got a florence?"

"Oh shit! I lost my florence!"

"Hey mate.. you got a florence?..i mean a lighter?"
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Flergen

Of or relating to shmergen
Jimmy responed with a shmergen flergen
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fleen

Young boy with a crackling pre-pube voice. Prone to fits of dementia, and frequent masturbation with tube socks.
Augh, that little girl sounds like Fleen.
by Fleens Mother AKA The Doorknob October 22, 2003
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Florence

A popular female Italian or French name. Usually named after the beautiful Italian city of Florence. Can also be a surname.

Nicknames include Flossie, Flo, Flo Jo, Flossey, Florentia, Floss or Flors.

The name is becoming increasing popular as a result of popular British music artist, Florence Welch from Florence and the Machine.
Florence is such a beautiful name.

Florence Welch is sooo cool! I would love to have her name.
by Pdizzledotdizzle October 31, 2010
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