deploying flashbang

where you fuck around and send a dickpick or other shocking material to your Snapchat or similar platform’s story

Mex (yesterday): yo deploying flashbang

Will: yo what the fuck happened bro?
Mex: I accidentally deployed a flashbang on my Snapchat story :/
Will: damn it was a nice dick tho no homo

by Shialaebouf February 9, 2018

Chinese flashbang

when a girl has explosive diarrhea and it all comes out as you’re eating her ass

i was eating this girl out and she let a chinese flashbang out.

by chickenass69lol December 7, 2020

Bavarian flashbang

When you cum on a girl’s eyes and you fist her with a empty bottle of Augustiner. Either Pussy or ass doesn’t matter.

She said she loves me, right as she was blowing me. But when I started to give her a Bavarian flashbang , she kicked me the hell out of there.

by Jay zees December 27, 2020

Bavarian flashbang

When you cum on a girl’s eyes and you fist her with a empty bottle of Augustiner. Either Pussy or ass doesn’t matter.

She said she loves me, right as she was blowing me. But when I started to give her a Bavarian flashbang , she kicked me the hell out of there.

by Jay zees December 27, 2020

irish flashbang

where you cum in a girls eyes and rub fake tan on her face

ye i irish flashbanged that bitch

by irish flasbang January 9, 2021

40Mm flashbang

Giant grenades used for killing infants in their cribs and to point, point blank at the vulnerable populations faces. Good enema

The 40mm flashbang needs to be banned.

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022

Wakandan flashbang

When an ugly guy bangs a hot girl, nuts on her eyes, proceeds to poke them, and then chants “You’re not real! You’re not real!”

I knew she was too good to be true, so I had to give her a Wakandan flashbang.

by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022