serbian flapjack

When a man with an uncircumcised flacid penis smacks a woman in the face with his said penis

She just got whacked in the face with a Serbian Flapjack

by Mattallica January 21, 2017

golden flapjack

A sex act involving urination and the pouring of syrup over one's chest. See also: golden shower

Last night, she gave me a golden flapjack!

by almasty September 2, 2020

Spanish Flapjack

When a woman's asscheeks are badly sunburnt, you can ejaculate on them, creating a concrete-like material. If urinated on, the substance will soften until it looks and tastes like a pancake.

"What are your plans this weekend, Sarah?"
"I'm going over to Jeff's house for a delicious Spanish Flapjack, care to join me?"
"YES PLEASE!!!"

by Swedish Slaughterhouse July 1, 2021

Captain Flapjacks

King of the pancakes, my bestie

"YOOOOOOOO CAPTAIN FLAPJACKS IS A PANCAKE"
"no he is the KING of pancakes----and my bestie"

by spideygirl1989 January 10, 2023

the flying flapjack

The Flying Flapjack: When you shape your poop into a flapjack and cover it with buttermilk pancakes then serve it to a friend. Watch as the pancake goes flying out of their mouth.

Mom, I gave our neighbor our flying flapjack!
Mom: The one you hate?
Me: Yes! He spit it out so fast, It was like the pancake flew! You know the flying flapjack, where you cover your poop with the pancake? Nobody would know! 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

by A gay pancake August 19, 2017

flapjack

Two girls rub their flappy vag's against one another to create a sticky syrupy like fluid. It's not IHOP but it's finger-lickin good my friends.

This morning during our flapjack fest, we got syrup all over grandma's couch. Next time, we should upgrade and funnel cake each other.

by Princess Consuela January 3, 2008

flapjack

When having vaginal intercourse, you flip the girl over briskly and stick it in her ass...

"First i fucked her in the pussy, then i flapjacked that shit and came up in her ass, unprotected and all!"

by BigPoppaProp August 15, 2006