Floggin Hoggin

When you are spanked with a bundle of bacon that looks like a cat whip.

Things got so kinky last night that I got floggin hoggined!

by KinkyFlogger March 30, 2019

flaugin ass nigga

One who manipulates the truth to suit their story. A liar.

"Don't be no flaugin ass nigga!

by JWhiteP January 23, 2023

noggin floggin

An oral sex act in which a penis is inserted violently into ones mouth and or throat.(blow job)

Jill barfed on my balls while I gave her a noggin floggin Tuesday.

by Dirt surgeon December 14, 2015

Fame fagging

A person who constantly brags about their fame or social media 'fame'

"Josh needs to stop fame fagging all the time"

by Whoop I'm chiken February 21, 2017

Are you fagging me?

A way of expressing disbelief/anger while also insulting someone because they're a bitch. Can be used as a casual way of insulting your half-retarded friend while not actually insulting them. It's basically a real chill way of calling your friend a faggot.

When you say "are you fagging me?" your just saying "are you kidding me?" while also calling someone a faggot.

Mark: "Yo sorry bro I just accidentally sat on all your Juul pods. I think I crushed them, my bad."
Kyle: "Fuck bro! Are you fagging me?"

by The dickdog February 24, 2021

Flangineering

In gaming terms creating a character with ridiculous stats, abilities, kit, perks etc. Usually with the express purpose of breaking game balance and/or reducing the GM to a gibbering wreak.

Min/Maxing can be said to be crude stat based flangineering often employed by munchkins.

GM: Yeah he took the gift Blade of Heimdall just so he could stab a Black Spiral to death with a silver toothpick....f**king flangineering bastard!!

by Big Bald Ian April 16, 2009

flogging the log

Masturbation.

That girl I saw was so hot I that as soon as I got home I was "flogging the log".

by Baldrick1979 July 31, 2012