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The Mortal Kombat Finisher

Before starting sex play the Mortal Kombat them song. Text a friend and inform them they will need to do thier part in 15 minutes. Proceed to begin oral sex. (This was originally planned for 2 girls, but I'm sure it will work with a guy and girl also) After 15 minutes you should be agressively performing oral sex. This is the point where your friend should call. Answer the phone and place it on speaker. Your friend should then yell "FINISH HER". Proceed to finish her with a fatality of your choice.

Extra points if she's on her period and "finishing her" causes blood to splatter
Your mom wasn't really feelin it last night until I pulled The Mortal Kombat Finisher. Now she's in love with me.
by Jack S, and Gugi June 10, 2011
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finished

Opposite of being Fresh.

Synonyms: Over, Done
After singing the little mermaid for 3 hours and annoying everyone, Chris was finished.
by em August 4, 2003
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Finished

Finito or done. Like, the best you have EVER had. Really? It was that good? Like over before it even started. Need say no more. One and done? Any takers?
He Finished her.
by Femalesheep June 14, 2014
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Champagne Finish

When you have sex with someone and then piss over them afterwards.
Example 1

Person A: Dude i totally gave that girl a champagne finish.

Person B: DUUUUUDDDEEEE!

Example 2

Steven: Could i give you a chamagne finish

Rhiannon: Not until you give alex a copy of the cordite loop album

Steven: awwwwww
by El Sid March 3, 2007
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Warm Finish

The best day of my life was when my girlfriend let me have a warm finish.
by player123456 July 13, 2009
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An online video, movie, movie trailer, etc. you never finish watching because it's stupid, not funny, or takes too long to get to the point
"Did you watch the trailer for Final Destination?"

"No, DFTDTW - Didn't Finish, Too Dumb To Watch"
by Capedsilhouette September 15, 2009
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nice guys finish last

A saying that means if your mean to chicks (amongst other things) you'll get ahead rather than if your nice all the time.
If nice guys finish last then sweet guys have 4 tires blow out of the second turn and explode on the 3rd.
by Eric January 13, 2005
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