Festi Puss

When a vagina gets all smelly and nasty after a weekend music festival. No showers, a little pee, a lot of sweat and maybe even a little sex dribble.

I was going down on this chick Mandi at bella, totally into her right... slowly moving past the breast down to her belly button and she's all like "you don't wanna go down there".. "why" I reply.. "It's the Festi Puss

by Wet Wilma August 12, 2011

Festifull

1. the inability to partake in live music events in the days or time following a celebration or fest.

2. a relentless state of exhaustion following a periodic commemoration, anniversary, or celebration.

3. perpetual bitterness and withdrawal following a period or program of festive activities, cultural events, or entertainment.

4. the antithesis of gaiety; revelry; merrymaking.

5. fuck you.

Girl: "Hey, welcome back from Coachella! Want to go to a show with me tonight?"
Boy: "No way, bitch... I'm fucking festifull"

by Wordsmith Extraordinaire AD April 17, 2013

FESTINE

to bring together a party of people, unity, family, equality

I'm about to take my friends to the Festine.

by festthebest February 9, 2023

ren-fester

A person who frequently attends Renaissance festivals.

She is a total ren-fester.

by soleclaw23 March 14, 2006

Chuck fest

The month long celebration of Chuck prior to a season premiere which involves recruiting new viewership, re-watching old episodes, and just generally GETTING FUCKING PUMPED. Chuck fest is mandatory for all human beings.

No, Mom! I thought the video said Chuck fest!

by Rickboy December 16, 2009

Slosh Fest

the over drinking of an alcoholic substance at a party, resulting in more then 90% of the population being FUUUCKED UPP

Come to Amanda's party.. it's such a slosh fest

by Adjsakld July 18, 2010

Bagel fest

A bagel fest refers to a place filled with a majority of women. It is a derrivitive of the term 'sausage fest' when one enters a place or event and a majority of men are present.

John walks into a bar, it is very busy with mostly women, and states to his friends: "it's a right bagel fest in here!"

by Bronte July 5, 2012