The act of french kissing non-traditional holes of the body. Each hole that you stick your tongue into establishes an "french embassy," because you bring a little bit of France to that body part. When establishing french embassies typically more than one is suggested for effective "diplomatic relations."
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A sex act involving three nude men in a line or pile, with all three facing the same direction. Each man performs insertive and/or receptive anal intercourse simultaneously. The ideal position in the sandwich depends on personal preference.
Gary just asked me to help him with that new project at work; I'd rather be on the bottom of a French Sandwich!
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Naton: Man, I may just go UA, go to Colorado, and get stoned out of my fucking mind.
Sander: Ah the old french rat.
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I dunno what to tell you man. That boy is a few french fries short of a happy meal..that's fo' sure!
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