Fagmentous

Twisted homosexual situation.

'Introducing Your Transvestite Brother Who Is Now Your Sister To Your Heterosexual Wife= A Fagmentous Occasion

by Moof April 4, 2005

fartiment

Something to enhance the effectiveness of your flatulence. Examples are vienna franks, coffee, warm beer, beets, most anything found on the food shelves of 24 hour markets.

Tom was blowing me out the car with his farts.

What did you do?

I stopped at the Food Mart and got some fartiments...a bag of Cheetos, a can of vienna franks, a warm PBR, and a can of beans. In around 10 minutes I let go a wet one. He was hanging his head out the window and crying like a rat eating onions.

by Mr. Brown Pants Times Two May 28, 2009

fragmentic

A portmanteau of the words 'fragmented' and 'frantic'. Like your thoughts when you wake up in the middle of the night.

My insomnia makes my thoughts fragmentic and I need to write them down or I'd go crazy.

by gyratingabyss December 27, 2010

bingo argument

Attempts to refute an argument by showing that it matches a pattern of behavior typical of a person or group. What makes something right or wrong is the set of reasons for it, not the ability to recognize that it exists. (Can also be thought of as argument by pattern-matching.)

"You match a pattern of behavior or stereotype that I have described, therefore you are wrong."

Libertarian bingo, liberal bingo, feminist bingo, MRA bingo, and pretty much any bingo card refutation are examples of bingo arguments.

by PaleBlueYacht May 13, 2013

cargument

an argument over which route is the most efficient

*driver turns right*
passenger: WTF ARE YOU DOING?! everyone knows the freeway is quicker
driver: yeah that's why there's so much traffic on the freeway!
passenger: wtf! you're a dumbass, you should've gone on the freeway we're gonna be so late now
driver: i'm sick of always having a cargument with you on the way to parties, we're going home!!

by moleynesh November 27, 2009

alabama argument

When someone asks how many national championships does your college football team have and then says the college football team their a fan of has more national championships than your team does. It's usually a pointless attempt to say their team is good at that point in time because the roster their team had when they were winning has no relation to the roster their team has now. Deductively it's an epic fail, but may or may not partially be inductively sound. It's a common argument made by Alabama fans when Auburn fans try to say how good the Tigers are for the year, but can be used with any school that has won more national championships than a fierce rival.

State fan: "U of M sucks scrotum this year".
U of M fan: "Yeah? How many national championships does State have?"
State fan: "None, but Kirk Cousins shat on you guys last year and he'll do it again".
U of M fan: " WE STILL HAVE X NUMBER OF NATIONAL TITLES"
State Fan: "Drop the Alabama argument. You guys are still going to play like you sucked a fart out of my ass like a hit from a water bong"

Punches and rioting may follow

by pterygoid hamulus September 14, 2011

argumentation

The shit that goes down when nobody can agree on the rules of a card game.

Spence, shutup with your arguementation!

by Fletch July 16, 2003