Total Failure

Liberty Prime liberates countries of Total Failure
by Colonel Autumn December 17, 2020
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failure at life

This person is an utter waste of space and should commit suicide immediately.
by Don Juan D May 09, 2007
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springlock failure

when it happens your skull will make a loud crunch all the bones in your body will break,your eternal organs will be damaged causing eternal bleeding you can taste in your mouth, if it dosnt puncture your heart after its done itll take 25-40 seconds to die,witch will make it more painful.
somone help a springlock failure is occuring
by THEFNAFMAN April 23, 2022
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failure jacket

an otherwise normal plaid jacket/coat worn by failures (i.e. people who are "cool" and smoke weed all day). it is usually red in colour but comes in green and blue as well. the larger the squares on the jacket, the bigger the failure. if the failure jacket is red, then the person has reached ultimate failure and there's no turning back
"Hey man, did you see that crackhead?"
"Which one?"
"The one wearing the failure jacket."
by cerilebi January 07, 2010
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Failure is Key

A sarcastic comment after one fails at life or at a homework assignment. In the creator's case, after he failed on a homework assignment.
"And I know it's probably going to be wrong, but abate?"
*teacher*= "Yep, that's wrong."
*my friend*= "FAILURE IS KEY!" -claps-
-entire classroom starts clapping-
*creator*= -gives "failure is key" speech-
by Han_dl November 08, 2017
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cathedral of failure

Look at this. It's a cathedral of failure.
by Cerros October 31, 2010
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Twitter Failure

1.) A term for someone who rarely ever Tweets on their Twitter account.
2.) Some who has had a Twitter for over a year & has yet to pass 500 tweets.
Sam: @randomname has been on Twitter for a while & has only Tweeted 25 times.

Jill: @randomname is a total Twitter Failure!
by MissCin101 June 12, 2011
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