Explosive Cum

Cum that has an explosive effect on woman and objects. Usually explodes on contact.

Girl1: Wow, Look at that guy over there! He looks like he has explosive cum.
Girl2: How do you know?
Girl1: He jizzed into my mouth about a month ago
Girl2: Is that why you were in hospital?
Girl1: Yeah, totally worth it though

by Lolsonpolls October 16, 2013

Seat Explosion

The cause of one's pants to be filled with solid or liquid feces. Blood optional.

Jimmie wore his jacket around his waist to hide his seat explosion from his co-workers.

by Paskaroni October 26, 2006

explosion fetish

a turn-on caused by explosions

i couldn't control my ejaculation when she blew up due to my explosion fetish.

by cthizznesk March 31, 2010

explosive colon

the most horrible illness known to man; having explosive colon means you will shit so much at such a rapid speed that you won't even have time for a courtesy flush; known to leave toilets in ruins and causing entire sewage systems to fail; accompanied by severe anal pressure

One day I ate food at the school cafeteria. The next day I was in the bathroom and I had to shit sooo bad that I felt my colon burst into flames as feces blasted out of my burning ass and decimated the toilet and most of the floor.

by Awesome dude December 24, 2003

Explosions Moment

A moment when listening to Explosions in the Sky where everything for those few minutes is perfect and nothing else matters. Only that room and that moment is what it is important, not the past nor the future.

One does not realize an Explosions Moment is taking place while it is occuring. They will only come to see that it took place after it has finished happening.

Most explosions moments take place when one is high or intoxicated or about to become high or intoxicated. Explosions moments work best when one is high for it is most likely to occur at that time. This is because everyone is all riled up when they are high, and they will come to this moment where everything settles down, and if Explosions in the Sky happens to be playing then
BAM!
You've got an Explosions Moment.

"Hey Dan?"
"Yeah?"
"You're a cool kid."
"Aww, dude, your the coolest. Like, seriously. You rock."
"Whoa. Was that an explosions moment?!"
"OH SHIT BITCH, IT WAS!"

by Davi.! December 22, 2005

Vagina explosion

phrase used to express intense bursts of emotions, usually associated with excitement or happiness.

1. When i found out i won, my vagina exploded.
2. John: Hey I managed to get us tickets to the Lady Gaga concert.

Jane: Did you really?! I just had a vagina explosion!

by praisebeysus December 06, 2009

love explosion

(n.) Male ejaculation.

Someone drew a picture of a love explosion on the wall, next to a previous drawing of your mum.

by Banastre July 16, 2004