christmas eve eve

It is December 23rd. The day before Christmas Eve. If you want to shop last minute for presents, you should go on this day instead of Christmas Eve because it will be somewhat less crowded.

cunt #1: Shit, I need to buy presents. Should I go today or just go tomorrow which is Christmas Eve.

cunt #2: Bitch, hell to the no. Go today, Christmas Eve Eve. The stores won't be as packed as they will be tomorrow.

by mcnuggetdestroyer December 23, 2017

Eve

1. The bitch who made the lives of all humans miserable by eating the goddamn apple.

2. The brand name of a special soap that women use to keep their vaginas fresh.

by Anonymous February 13, 2003

Christmas Eve eve

The day before Christmas Eve

Hey it’s Christmas Eve eve today

by Abstrakt11 December 23, 2019

evs.

short for 'evidently'. evs is the new obvs.

"i sexed her up. shes my girlfriend." "evs."

by kickerrr October 5, 2009

ev

short for the word 'ever.'

"That is the ugliest thing ev."

by Laurie *is hot* April 9, 2005

EVS

EVS or "empty vagina syndrome" has two meanings attached to it

1.) When a girl is in a bitchy/pissy mood because she is sexually frusterated. Therefore no one, including her hotty best friend, can have fun at the party.

2.) When a girl is so damn slutty that she feels compelled to being bitchy/pissy when her vagina is empty.

Christy was being ridiculously annoying to me when i was out with her and her girlfriends last night, her lack of hookups as of lately must have given her EVS "empty vagina syndrome".

by beefcakeb December 11, 2009

christmas eve eve

December 23rd, the day before Christmas eve.

In order to avoid the Christmas eve rush, everybody does their last minute Christmas shopping on Christmas eve eve, the result being that December 23rd is the busiest shopping day of the year.

I never realised the insanity of Christmas eve eve until I worked in retail.

by Darth Ridley January 6, 2007