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My Hobbies include:

Mayo
Butter
Fried Ham

by INTERPOL July 14, 2009

Ethan Hunt

1. Tom Cruise's secret agent character in MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE films. Brother of Mike Hunt.

2. Some guy who acts like he's a secret agent to pick up dumb blondes at the bar.

1. (Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt): "Where's Mike Hunt? He's my brother. Now tell me where Mike Hunt is or I'll blow your fucking head off!" (confused foreigners argue about what Ethan Hunt is saying).

2. Hey, look, Clyde is using that old Ethan Hunt routine to pick up that Pam Anderson chick.

by Peter, Dick & Roger Moore May 25, 2006

Ethan

ethan is one word with thousands of meanings. hes the sweetest guy youll ever meet! he is very talented and enjoys sports a lot. not to mention that hes a crackhead, but also has a very soft side. he can be your 3 am thoughts or maybe even lose his driver license cause of driving you insane by his perfection! trust me, its IMPOSSIBLE to not fall for him. his heart is made out of pure gold while his mind is pure beauty. he may be protective, possessive and very jealous sometimes, but hes cute as fuck no matter how he acts. angry? stupid? nope, cant change my mind. epitome of perfection; ethan. perhaps the best boyfriend ever.

keyo: oh look, perfection is approaching us!

someone: you mean ethan?

keyo: yeah, man, shit i got a big fat crush on him

by ethan's stalker, keyo January 5, 2019

Ethan

Ethan Is A person With A 100Inch Penis

8=D x100 tht is Ethan's Dick

by EthanIsAwesome July 8, 2012

Ethan

Just don’t fuck with him... just don’t

Friend 1: yo wana go fuck up ethan

Friend 2: nah bro I wouldn’t do that if I was you

by Ethanmooreisdaddy July 20, 2018

Ethan

He's someone who loves anything and everything about cars, four wheelers, etc. He's super smart and is a young engineer. He's a great friend who always wants to hang with his friends even if it's for 20 seconds between school classes. He cherishes his friends as if they are the meaning of life to him, no matter how idiotic or weird they are. If stressed, he goes and does a ton of burnouts on his four wheeler, and burns rubber till there's like, no tire left. Voice still cracks up, but that's okay. Loves the hell out of his dogs. Especially Phineas.

Ethan is a real piece of work. Just like his sketch kart.

by MyLilPotato September 30, 2018

Ethan

has a killer mike wazowski impression

"I'd live in a penthouse in a room with view," -Ethan (or Mike Wazowski you never know)

by yeeeeeeeeeethan March 17, 2019