Escanor

THE STRONGEST OF ALL DEADLY SINS

HES A FUCKING G O D

ALL HAIL ESCANOR

by Tguy69420 December 11, 2018

Escape Goat

an escape goat is a sheep that is the hardest to catch and shag, the letters goat actually standing for "greatest of all time" referring to it's rare and incredible escape from the clutches of the expert sheep catching/shagging welsh.

"Ye may have gotten away this time ye little escape goat but we'll shag ye sooner or later!"

by Dalton Crusty November 29, 2021

flat escalator

moving walkway

Hey, what's that flat escalator in the airports called?
A moving walkway, smartass.

by dictionary983645 November 18, 2013

Escargatoire

A snail hostelry; being a place where snails can snuggle up to each other and relax without fear of being trodden on with the hobnail boots of a passing deity, rather like as with mankind with his relation to a country inn on coming back from a hard day’s labour.

If a thoughtless snail can have faith in where it is going when it crosses the road to get to its escargatoire, why then cannot a man, who is much smarter, cross the street without going in fear of his life? Is it because he thinks he lives in fear, or that he does not think like a snail?

by Zamboozee March 5, 2011

death escape

When you very nearly get away from something or someone that would have killed you.

Chica: "My brother heard this loud bomb last night outside our house so he grabbed his shotgun and started down the driveway to see who it was."

Duder 1: "Are you serious? Oh my God! That was us. It was a pop bottle bomb. We were just messing with you."

Duder 2: "Holy shit dude would he have shot us?"

Duder 1: "Probably! That was one hell of a death escape."

by westfalia January 20, 2010

Detroit Escalator

The act of, while having sex with a girl at the top of the stairs, simply kicking her down the stairs once you are finished.

The night was going well until he pulled a Detroit Escalator on me.

by The Rocky Road Man April 25, 2010

Escape The Fate

An American post-hardcore band that originated in Las Vegas, Nevada in 2004. The band got famous by winning a radio contest hosted by My Chemical Romance. They were later signed to Epitaph Records. The original Escape the Fate members were: Ronnie Radke, Max Green, Robert Ortiz, Bryan "Monte" Money, and Omar Espinosa. Their album "Dying is Your Latest Fashion" was released in 2006 with all of the original members. Omar Espinosa left the band for "personal reasons" afterwards. Ronnie Radke was asked to leave the band after he was sentenced to prison in June 2008 for multiple run-ins with the law involving narcotics and battery for a fight that led up to the death of Michael Cook. Due to the departure of Radke, he was replaced by vocalist Craig Mabbitt. Since Mabbitt joined Escape the Fate, the band has release two albums. In 2008, their album "This War is Ours" was released. In 2010, their self-titled album was released.

*Normal ETF YouTube Convo*

RonnieRadkeForever123: I Hate Craig, he should go die. Let's get Ronnie back ! I miss him in Escape The Fate so much ... Thumbs up if you want Ronnie back ! <3
TrueETFFan: @RonnieRadkeForever123 go get a life and listen to Falling in Reverse if you like Ronnie so damn much . He's not coming back dumbass .
RonnieRadkeForever123: @TrueETFFan K.

by FallenAngelsBVB July 6, 2011