eargasm

The ejaculation of spunk into the ear of either oneself or ones partner(s).

1)She couldn't hear for weeks after I gave her that last eargasm.

2)Her fear of facial cum reception caused her to turn her head, resulting in an eargasm.

by Tim February 26, 2005

eargasm

A purging of tension in the middle ear canal that feels extraordinarily acute, a bit itchy and orgasmically pleasurable.

Putting on my headphones, my middle ear canals ajusted pressure to receive the sounds, giving me an eargasmic sensation as the canals fluttered with sharp pleasure.

by Russell Hurst August 5, 2006

Erasmus

One of the coolest surnames to have since Desidirus shared it AND you have a University named after it. However, only the most unique combinations of confused individuals get to keep it.

Dude: So tell me a bit abt yourself?!

Dudette: Dad is Indian, Mom is Maldivian, Dad is Xtian, Mom is Muslim. Great grandfather is Hindu, Great grandmother is Dutch.

Dude: You're such an Erasmus!

by AlphaRebel February 9, 2010

eggasm

When you are trashed and you have an insatiable craving for scrambled eggs, it is the sensation you get from the first bite of scrambled eggs.

Francesca: Oh my God, these eggs are SOOOOO good!
Travis: Wow, Francesca just had the biggest eggasm ever!

by Tenacious F April 6, 2006

Eargasm

1. A joke or song that sounds so great it feels like there is an orgasm taking place in your ear.

2. A dick in your ear.

1. "Thats what she said."
"HAHAHA! Thats eargasmic!!!"

2. "What? I can't hear you! There's a dick in my ear!"

by Redhawk17 February 23, 2009

Egasm

Haveing a large orgasm while on the drug exstacy

billy had an egasm when the blond was playin with his hair

by Rob killuh Gilz January 3, 2010

eargasm

Originally used to describe the intense sensory rush achieved by wearing earplugs up to a week before a concert, then removing them just prior to The Band (who cares about openers anyway?)

It's been rough at work trying to hear with these earplugs, but the bass kick will give me one helluva eargasm.

by JayDub May 4, 2004