Facebook Sniper

A person that tags you on facebook when you're out without you knowing it blowing your cover.

Person A: Man I left that crazy bitch at the other club time to cut loose.

Person B: Well don't look know but she just walked in and is coming this way.

Person A: How the fuck did she find me. Aww shit Mike just tagged me here on facebook. Fucking facebook sniper.

by Bondito007 May 6, 2011

facebook litigant

A person (not a corporation as defined by the Supreme Court, but a real person) who threatens to bring suit against someone via a comment on facebook; usually, a facebook litigant talks about unleashing a lawyer on a person who responds negatively to his or her facebook comment, but in fact a facebook litigant has no lawyer and has only seen lawyers portrayed on television shows about lawyers written by script writers who are usually stoned when writing their scripts and have never studied law; a facebook litigant is rarely referred to as a tigersaur

John S. said Obama needed to be impeached and shot, and I commented that there was no real legal basis to proceed with impeachment and that he knew nothing about the law, so he went all facebook litigant on me and I responded with a facebook shark emoticon followed by the emoticon for shit.

What an internet Matlock, that facebook litigant fucktard!

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by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 20, 2014

facebook memory

The act of using Facebook to recall a previous night's intoxicated events using photos added by others.

I don't remember going to that bar at all. I only have a facebook memory thanks to Adams photos.

by Jim Birtwisle December 20, 2007

facebook

the place to show your friends how much better your life is than theirs

*my public facebook wall post* how amaaaazing was last night!!

*another's public facebook wall post* I know right haha xxxx

by thesmileyboy October 1, 2009

Facebook Fag

When someone on facebook constantly has the urge to just constantly post everything they are doing in every second of the day.

Aidan: Look at what he wrote, "Getting off the bus; Walking home; Just got home; Bored what to do; Think i might sleep; Off to sleep; Goodnight Facebook"

Cassie: Omg that guy is such a facebook fag!

by mistermisterasdf November 15, 2009

Facebook Mom

A "mother" who posts facebook statuses to make herself look like mother of the year but does jack squat for her children.

That facebook mom ain't shit; always on her phone havin ass, givin her kids dry cereal for breakfast havin ass, usin child support for nails n makeup havin ass, always givin the kids away havin ass.

by 1T2C09KN1 July 14, 2016

Facebook

A web site where you go to see how fat and ugly all of your old "friends" have become and to see how many babies the fine bitches from HS school have shit out. A place to read stupid ass comments about how much being a parent is a pain in the ass. A website for losers.

My social life consists of reading comments on Facebook.

by abc123 don't touch me! February 5, 2010