by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

Keith: Whoa...Kelsey. slow down. you're grossing me out.
Kelsey: CAN'T.....STOP.....EATING!!!
Keith: Holy crap. you are an eating machine!!
Kelsey: CAN'T.....STOP.....EATING!!!
Keith: Holy crap. you are an eating machine!!
by Mumia Abu Jamal Jr. December 16, 2008

by Frank Pozzi April 28, 2016

The cat puked on the carpet last night. I didn't clean it up, because I knew the dog would re-eat it by morning.
by YAWA May 12, 2015

Matt’s mother-in-law unexpectedly arrived with a delicious dinner immediately after Matt finished a 12-inch sub. In order to prevent his wife from getting the surprise meal, he used defensive eating to consume the additional food.
by CourtJ March 25, 2011

by Thatboi101 September 17, 2019
