bump drafting

a fat lazy shit who does nothing but finger himself and fap to porn all day nonstop and does jack shit until 4 am

man that guy is a real bump drafting

by cheeseman2020 June 9, 2020

draft dodger

One who avoids mandatory military service by leaving the country or securing a questionable deferrment.

GW Bush used his dad's connections to get into the Texas Air National Guard during Vietnam (and subsequently went AWOL.) Therefore, he is a draft dodger.

by inkdrinker December 26, 2003

drugtard

Someone who is perpetually on drugs and comes up to you on the street and is like, "...blah, blah, blah," for hours. All you try to do is get away but they keep yapping about bullshit that they make up. (I swear to you there is a drugtard at my door right now knocking and knocking away as I'm typing this). A lot of times they are your neighbors and you have to avoid them as much as possible because they will ask you for some stupid ass favor or make up some crisis because they have no jobs and nothing to do but be on drugs and addictive medication.

Most of the people who live in this apartment complex are students or drugtards. The drugtards are a pain in the ass.

by sonicturkey April 4, 2006

drifter

1) someone who doesn't conform to normal social standards, or who picks bits and pieces off from different cliques to create their own

2) someone who drifts in and out of social conversation within a group of people

3) someone who drifts back and forth from reality and fantasy. (they are usually quiet and observant)

it will be hard to hold her attention, after all, she has always been a drifter.

by leoncat July 4, 2014

I hope the war goes on forever, you get drafted, and fucking die.

One of the most hateful insults. You're telling the person that you hope the war in Iraq and Afghanistan go on forever so they can get drafted and die.

Popularly used in The Office.

Josh: I hope something bad happens to you.

Dave: I hope the war goes on forever, you get drafted, and fucking die.

by phenetic October 19, 2009

drifting

To cause a vehicle to exceed its tire's limits of adhesion, exhibiting a lateral slip, resulting in an oversteer condition.

Takumi was seen on Interstate 81, in his 1986 Toyota Corolla ,drifting along the many curves in the road.

by Srinath May 2, 2004

cunnilingual drift

v. When a person's tongue drifts down to a woman's anus, on purpose or by accident, during an intense session of cunnilingus.

Credit: Dan Savage (Savage Love)

"Man, I was so drunk I didn't even realize I was savaging her butthole! It was cunnilingual drift, dude!"

by D'emon July 18, 2003