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drugtard 

Someone who is perpetually on drugs and comes up to you on the street and is like, "...blah, blah, blah," for hours. All you try to do is get away but they keep yapping about bullshit that they make up. (I swear to you there is a drugtard at my door right now knocking and knocking away as I'm typing this). A lot of times they are your neighbors and you have to avoid them as much as possible because they will ask you for some stupid ass favor or make up some crisis because they have no jobs and nothing to do but be on drugs and addictive medication.
Most of the people who live in this apartment complex are students or drugtards. The drugtards are a pain in the ass.
drugtard by sonicturkey April 4, 2006
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A drunkard, but for other drugs.
“The druggard returns to that corner each night, coked up beyond comprehension.”
druggard by sex-vermin October 5, 2023
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DRUG-TARD 

A person, whom after years of drug use has destroyed (or retarded) their ability to function. A drug-tard is often found unable to care for themselves or abide by common, simple ideas, like don't walk in traffic or crap on the sidewalk. They are an extremely dependent portion of society.
He's not much of a threat he's just a drug-tard.
DRUG-TARD by porcinigirl August 5, 2018

Dougtard 

Someone who is liberal or conservative when convenient because they think it makes themselves appear younger and hip. When in reality they just have a bad hip.
Those girls don't think you are 30, they just think you are a Dougtard.
Dougtard by jgray1975 September 26, 2023
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