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Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy is the cutest person in the world and lots of girls wish he was real.
by Claire Malfoy December 26, 2020
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the boy who had no choice...
a sad platinum blond beautiful boy who is mad depressed. a boy who just needed a hug or two.
also a boy every muggle has a crush on.

he is a pure blood that has daddy issues.
- in slytherin

- a bad bish

- a hot bish
- a sad bish
witch 1: i was railed by Draco malfoy last night.
witch 2: omg that hot depressed platinum blond boy that’s in slytherin?

witch 1: yes.
by Mr malfoy’s wife December 28, 2020
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Draco Malfoy is a beautiful man. A lot of people simp for him. If you name is Daisy you are destined to be his wife if not already. If you name is not Daisy don’t worry, you would have hooked up at one point with him
Draco Malfoy is Daisy Malfoys husband.
I simp for Draco Malfoy
by Birribethel Dumbledore January 24, 2021
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"But Draco Malfoy is a hottie!11!!1!!!"
'No, he looks like the type of kid to hit the top of a doorframe whenever he walked into a room.'
by Anonymous-Bitch69 April 5, 2021
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Person 1: Hey have you met Draco Malfoy yet?
Person 2: Oh you mean that Slytherin Barbie in the robes?
by Nyx321 April 6, 2021
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A fictional character from the Harry Potter universe. He is in Slytherin. HE NEEDS A HUG. And don't you DARE call me "simp" or "obsessed". He really had no choice and I get it.
Gryffindork imbecile: "DrAcO mAlFoY wAs A jErK, hE dEsErVeD tO dIe."

Me: "Don't. You. Dare. *goes into deep explanation of how he was broken and points out scientific facts*"

Draco Malfoy: "Nice. Finally, someone who gets me."
by LilytheAce June 17, 2021
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The hottest Harry Potter character, played by the actor Tom Felton. (aka Thomas Andrew Felton) the character girls fantasize getting railed by.
Hp fan: I shifted last night to Hogwarts.
Non Hp fan: Oh yeah, what did you do?
Hp fan: I got absolutely railed by Draco Malfoy.
by emilyfeltonnn12 May 14, 2021
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