David Downer

A man who is a downer, depressed, glass half-full, woe-is-me.

George is a real David Downer.

by galaxysprfx August 26, 2010

Urban Dictionary Downer

A retard who's born with a few extra chromosomes and, as a result of this, feels obligated to vote down on every UD definition he comes across just because he feels like it.

Person A - Hey, why's that spaz voting down on that UD definition for crack? It's a perfect definition man!

Person B - Oh him? Yeah, he's just an Urban Dictionary Downer.

by Urban Dictionary Upper February 18, 2010

Puncher Downer Thing

Crimper for the little pluggy for Cat5e and Phone plates

Frog: Get me the Puncher Downer thing!
snake: wanna drink?
frog: sure.

by BObo D. HObo July 29, 2004

doosy downer

A person that is a complete salty downer. They are completley idiotic and make nonsense jokes. Doosy Downers mostly eat chicken and rice and are mostly chinese. They are really stupid and annoying.

Hongjie is a doosy downer.

by Non-saltdowner December 8, 2016

Downer

Somebody with down syndrome.

'Man, look at that guy, he's a massive downer!'

by 1128 July 6, 2007

Downer

1. A person or thing that is innately depressing 2. An animal that falls to the floor and is unable to stand. Downed animals are oftentimes trampled by other animals. It is perfectly legal to allow downers to die from exposure or to throw them live into dumpsters.

The factory worker watched the downer cow slowly die, while eating a hamburger.

by jj975 April 13, 2015

downer

Someone who suffers from the ever popular "Syndrome of a Down". Usually sports a hideously deformed face and torso, crooked almond eyes and drools constantly. Known for ruining innocent, unsuspecting couples' lives with thier selfishness, they are generally an embarrassment to their families. They generally meander around causing unnecessary noise and offending people with their mere existence in cases where "too-nice-for-their-own-good" families have decided not to abort them or throw them to the wolves shortly after birth.

"That dude's a downer - notice the almond shaped eyes, hunched back and pulsating tongue, complete with an incessant flow of drool. Where's the shotgun?"

by Jes O'Briar March 10, 2008