doucheland

A smelly place where all types of douches come from.

"Oh my fucking god! Colonel is a douche from doucheland!"

by Liziwizi July 7, 2004

douchebanana

going beyond that of normal douchage, a derrogetory term for being the ultimate douchepackage. It has its own themesong.

Becky: I think Zachs a super douche he fucked up bad.
Tory: He's so douchey, he's a douchebanana!

by shnoodle January 19, 2009

douchecanoe

Canoe thats douchish

Or

A dumbass

Thats a nice douchecanoe in the water..

or

Wow jon youre a douchecanoe.

by Thatngatylerrr September 10, 2008

Douchemayor

Fulfilling your Mayoral duties of hobnobbing with old business connections, hugging women and kissing babies, instead of hanging out with us plain-folk

The Douchemayor stood us up again.

by Willie December 9, 2004

douchemag

Someone who constantly draws in completely douche individuals despite trying NOT to. Whether it be shitty boyfriends, unreliable friends, or OCD co-workers, a douchemag seems to be the powerhouse magnet who brings them ALL of them into their lives.

"Miranda must be a complete and total douchemag! Her newest boyfriend stole her checkbook to pay a hooker!"

"I'm pretty convinced I'm a douchemag because I can't count on any of my lame ass friends."

by Blisslyke April 21, 2009

Douchemachete

A person whose has committed the ultimate immature, lazy, stupid or ridiculous act ever conceived. A situation where the term Douche-bag is simply not expressive enough.

A male classmate (during class) tells the entire room a rape joke, the majority of the class is female. Afterwards proclaims "why was that inaproperate?"

"Man, that guy is a douchemachete."

by holyshatandall May 26, 2009

doucheano

a synonym for douche or douchebag

hey man dont pull a doucheano

what a doucheano

by annonmous3 January 19, 2010