Douchebaguette

A female douchebag. A woman who exhibits characteristics of a douchebag.

Just look at her pompous gait... what a douchebaguette!

by Edgar Spelling April 16, 2008

Douchebag Boyfriend Rule

For every respectable looking girl who seems to have class/not be a slut/or is a complete dumbass, there's always a douchebag boyfriend in the picture who brainwashes her to like him because apparently that's what all girls like to look for in a guy these days, instead of respectable guys without gelled hair, rhinestone-encrusted shirts, souped-up mid 90's Toyota's and have no job and bum off their mothas.

I was walking through the mall with my friends, and I saw this girl who looked down to earth, then my friend told me to look left and I realized there was a douchebag boyfriend rule involved.Damn.

by douchebag boyfriend rule ass September 23, 2010

Gateway douchebag

Gateway Douchebag
-noun phrase

1. a vaguely distasteful man who pursues young women, and persuades the women that this behavior is not only acceptable, but desirable in choice of mates.

2. a man whose behavior with woman colors their early perception about dating, usually in the negative.

3. a "Jason Levy"

Jeff: She Annie is 18. Her taste in men hasn’t been established. Creepier and creepier dudes will start thinking of her as an option, and it all starts with Vaughn. He’s a gateway douchebag.

-from (NBC Comedy Show) "Community"

by greggieG February 7, 2010

douchebaggler

A douchebag among douchebags. Considered by "average" douchebags to be the cream of the crop of the scum of the earth. Although douchebags tend to run in self-assured packs, convinced of the own superiority, often douchebagglers are considered douchebags by ordinary douchbags.

Douchebag: That guy (eric) is SUCH a douchebag.
Non-douchebag: (eric) is actually the douchebaggler.
Douchebag: What's "the douchebaggler"?
Non-douchebag: You regular douchebags wouldn't understand.

by Elkrampo7 October 1, 2006

MMA Douchebag

Any kid who "thinks," he's a badass, and can can kick anyones ass becuase he took 1 MMA class at his gym.

These kids threaten to fight someone, but will almost always backoff If the other person agrees to fight.

Or by mistake they threaten the wrong person, and end up getting thier ass kicked by a real badass.

MMA Douchebag: What are you looking at?

Real Badass: Nothing.

MMA Douchebag: Damn right nothing, Ill kick your ass.

Real Badass: If you even touche me, Im grabbing the crowbar out of the bed of my truck and beating your ass up and down the street.

MMA Douchebag: Hey!...I'm sorry man, I dont want any trouble.

by dats2dope December 9, 2009

Starbucks Douchebag

A starbucks douchebag is an egotistical dick wad usually seen in coffee shops that have wifi service they usually wear glasses (even though their vision is perfectly fine) and they also wear berets and turtlenecks and usually have a mac book. they usually order some complex shit like "1 grande mocha frappuccino with 1/3 goats milk 1/3 soy milk and 1/3 skim milk" the regular day to day activities that a starbucks douchebag will partake in are as follows:
-Writing some insignificant novel that nobody will ever want to read
-Speaking about people in the 3rd person because of their huge sense of superiority and entitlement
-sitting in starbucks pretending that they actually matter

PLEASE NOTE BEING A STARBUCKS DOUCHEBAG IS A SERIOUS AILMENT AND CAN POTENTIALLY LEAD YOU TO BECOMING A PUBLIC MASTURBATOR IN 20 YEARS WHEN YOU REALIZE WHAT KIND OF A FAILURE YOU ARE. IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW IS A STARBUCKS DOUCHEBAG DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND SHOVE A KNIFE DOWN THEIR THROAT

Why are there so many starbucks douchebags here? AH FUCK THIS im going back to tim hortons

by Das Furher August 14, 2010

Douchebaggins

A douche bag short in stature. Deriving from the words "Douche Bag" and "Bilbo Baggins."

That Tom Cruise sure is a Douchebaggins

by 5 Dollar Dave January 24, 2009