dolch

when you feel like you need to fart, but when you do, you shit your pants

Wozny dolched his pants!

by Joel February 21, 2003

dooced

1. To be fired from your job from talking about it on your blog. Dooce.com

2. "To have the hit count on one's blog jump from 20 to 6,000 hits per day from a single mention by Dooce." From 12tutufondue.blogspot.com

See also dooce.

1. I was dooced yesterday because some scumbag sent my boss the link to my blog.

2. Dooce linked me in her post and I got Dooced because of it.

by ladymadaysia April 18, 2005

doosh

The sound you make after you get punched

Hey man lets fight, no way.... :turns back:....o no!! doosh!...fuck, my lip

by Dan Gold December 29, 2003

Doach

A parent who is also a volunteer coach for youth athletics. Taken from the combination of Dad and Coach, but the meaning has become applicable to any parent coach combination.

I reached out to my daughter's doach to talk about his behavior at our game today.

by Coach Mike August 19, 2018

Doche Waffle

A complete tool that thinks he is a lot more than he actualy is. most likely has been ejeculated on over thirty times in his life time

George Bush is a Doche Waffle

by [e-mail] February 19, 2009

Doochebag

A doochebag can be any one of 2 things.

1. A bag used for squirting water up your ass, In some vain attempt to "clean" (HA) your bummhole out.

2. It is also possible for one to be a doochebag,
ie, if you do almost anything homo or vaguely irritating in any way, you could be a doochebag

Hmm... i need to clean my ring out... Ill go get a doochebag

or

You fuckin doochebag

by sTaTe(IOM) December 28, 2007

Dooschbag

Insulting name for Someone who seems to constantley Fuck up

Jeezus mark...your such a Dooschbag...I told you not to sniff the milk

by Che and da joker April 20, 2005