Dolphin Suit

An outfit composed of grey sweat pants and a grey sweatshirt. This is something that you wear after an extremely bad or tiring day... guaranteed to make you feel better.

There are variations of the dolphin suit that include the turtle suit (green outfit), banana suit (yellow), porpoise suit (blue, which I happen to be wearing now), and bunny suit (white)

Invented in Eugene, Oregon

Roomie 1: "I had a horrible day!"

Roomie 2: "Just put on your dolphin suit, you'll feel better."

by dolphinsuiter November 24, 2009

waxing the dolphin

jacking in the shower or anywhere submersed in water

I was rinsing off and this vision of this walnut ass leapt into my brain so I had to wax the dolphin,

by Amanda Hugginkiss December 24, 2003

Dirty Dolphin

When doing a girl from behind, you quickly pull out, and attempt to put it in her ass. She turns back to look at you and cries, "enhhh, enhhh, enhhh, enhhh."

I dirty-dolphined her last night, and she got pissed.

by Gustopher Columbus June 14, 2004

Moaning Dolphin

When you and your partner (boy or girl) are in the ocean and you take your bathing suits off and are completely naked and you have anal sex and the one receiving screams like a dolphin.

"Yo when I was on vacation, the one day there weren't any people at the beach so me and my girlfriend went in the ocean and I gave her a moaning dolphin."
"Nice"

by Jamarcus Fat March 23, 2010

dolphin snack

When penetrating a female partner from behind and you go to sneak it into her ass and she tries to smack your cock away screaming "EEEE!" "EEEE!" "EEEE!" "EEEE!" In displeasure; sounding like a beached dolphin.

Damn dude, I tried to give your sister a dolphin snack last night and now my cocks bruised! Obviously she is not a fan of seafood.

by PatMyStayPuftGrion April 13, 2014

The Spooning Dolphin

The Spooning Dolphin is an eccentric sex position. It follows a similar starting positing as 69, but while the man is giving the woman oral, they start doing somersaults. As you increase in velocity, the woman will eventually make a sound of pleasure similar to the sound of a dolphin.

"Man. That girl was crazy! We tried The Spooning Dolphin in her hallway and broke a vase!"

by Spooningdolphin69 March 7, 2013

dolphin trainer

The profession a guy tells a prospective mate or sexual encounter to impress her and endear himslf or get laid particularly if his real job is minimum wage shit...

Fighter Pilot is also suitable stand in!

Female - "so what do you do for a living"
Guy (who is actually a janitor) - "I'm a dolphin trainer"
Female - "AWWWW that is so sweet"
Guy - "Yeah just love those little guys".."wanna come back to my place"

Never fails......

by Drew Dunstone May 18, 2007