Doeber

A silly person, droeftoeter. Someone who acts dumb. Is widely used in North-Holland, Especially in the region West-Friesland/Alkmaar

"I left my wallet at home" "Oh why are you always such a doeber Peter"
"Eens een doeber, altijd een doeber"

by appelsap May 28, 2015

Doeke

Enthusiastic person sadly lacking comprehension of everyday life. In a life scarred by misfortune he finds the will to continue without losing his good cheer.

That bitch totally dumped him, but he sure is Doeke about it!

Man, I don't know, I'm lacking me some Doeke today.

by Niaaaak February 5, 2010

dooker smack

some one who smacks ass

ur a fuckin dooker smack

by hope February 22, 2004

dicker docker

the docker of a dicker.

where the fuck are the bathrooms in this dicker docker bullshit.

by Pabs November 28, 2004

Krio docker

The latest celebrity fad, a Krio docker is similar in most respects to a space docker; however, it is harder, lasts longer, and made in a Kriotherapy chamber! It's a turd in a condom - left to freeze in a Krio chamber - before being used as a high-end dildo

David: Let's go get our Krio's on at the Turkish baths.
Patrick: Sounds like a plan, you bringing the equipment?
Chris: Well duh. I'm gonna get me a new set of Krio dockers!

by JD99 February 13, 2009

docker

A homsexual male who enjoys taking it up the arse. also gains pleasure from shoving metal rods up his urethra and like to participate in doing this with other males.

1st Man: "Ur a twat!"
2nd Man: "Well ur a Docker!"
1st Man: "Thats Fuckin harsh!!"

by Fred Jameson A.K.A Docker Hater June 9, 2004

Doker

a fine descriptive for the penis, usually reserved for conversations with blue collar working folk or for tall tales with your friends.

"of course the broad was hot! i had to slap her the doker twice last night!

by deuce October 3, 2003