distract and snatch

a method of theivary often used by gypsies when one person distracts and the other takes the possesion. its a very old trick but it works.

some scrawny gypsy boy used distract and snatch on me! damn those gypsys to hell!!

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e November 4, 2005

distraction thought

a thought one has while extremely horny in an attempt to distract oneself from their horniness.

After her fiancee went home see went to take a shower and was so horny she had to make her mind wander for some distraction thoughts.

by wat thehell January 23, 2008

Distraction Jackson

Person who is unable to grasp the concept of time and usually shows up late to everything. This person also seems to excell in Photoshop. But beware, if you are trying to pay attention to anything whilst this "Distraction Jackson" is around be prepared to be thoroughly annoyed. Also enjoys long cobs of corn.

I failed my exam becuase that fuckin Distraction Jackson wouldnt stop talking!

by windadam April 17, 2009

Distractinator

Combination of the word 'distracting' and 'procrastinator' - Someone who's pulling you down from whatever task is at hand by distracting you with their non-work-related antics.

Coworker: (doing work) Cut it out Janice, you're such a distractinator!

Janice: (throws paper airplane at coworker) Heads up, man- again! Hahaha!

by opticalmask April 10, 2010

Distrakto

a crime-fightin squirrel who uses his distracting powers to make the crooks forget what they were doing and there for unable to carry out the crime

Distrakto just saved the town and all the woodland creatures! YAY!

by Cashew the Sidemonk December 1, 2010

Distract Attack

When a parent does literally ANYTHING to distract their kid long enough to get something done. EXAMPLE: Making fart noise with mouth so your child will allow you to put clean clothes on them.

I must distract attack my child so he will let me change his MOTHERF***ING PANTS!!!

by Super Dad Zach March 1, 2013

distraction managment

your here because your stupid ass sister's Grace and Ava wont stop distracting you

I need grace and ava to stfu (DISTRACTION MANAGMENT)

by avaisscrewedup September 9, 2020