Dingle balls

Fuzzy cloth balls lowriders hang around the inside edges of their automobile roofs. Dingle berries are wads of shit paper in your ass hairs.

He had dingle balls in his car.

by paultao22 December 15, 2018

dingle berries

little pooplets that hang from the ass hairs

by julie wolford July 3, 2003

dingle query

An inline query in software development that breaks with proper MVC structure.

This dingle query has a really bad code smell

by Entandem May 19, 2017

dingle-berry

when a mans ass and nut hair intertwine with a neglected left-over piece of poo forming an uncomfortable knot.

Ian was attempting to cut out a dingle-berry, when he got a leg cramp and sliced his gooch and was rushed to emergency.

by Cadice January 29, 2006

dingle bells

n. A derogatory term for any over-used Christmas song. The term was originally inspired by an insanely funny parody song not suitable for kiddies or younger elves.

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Listen. I think they are playing Dingle Bells and it is only November. Do they think we're a bunch of Perth cast-offs who can't tell time?

by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012

dingle-berry

A very small piece of shit intertwined with nut hairs and lint-balls from underwear. Dingle-berries are usually lodged via nut hairs on the upper inner thigh area next to the "scrotum pits " or inside the scrotum pits themselves. When dingle-berries age, they break free and attach themselves to underwear.

Dave washed his drawers but one damn dingle-berry is still there!

by J_B. December 27, 2007

dingle douche

Combination of dingleberry and douchebag. Used to describe someone who is incredibly 1.) ignorant 2.) annoying 3.) stupid to the degree of deserving death by mutilation.

A dingle douche fucks up everything he touches and can do nothing correctly. Those around him wonder how he even knows to wipe his own anus hole after shitting.

"John is such a dingle douche, he can't find his own dick with a GPS"

by Wicked665 July 22, 2006