The outward appearance of exercise by someone using a certain piece of gym equipment while, in reality, that person has failed to achieve more than a resting heart rate because of a preoccupation with talking on the telephone, sending text messages, or reading.
Mary's hour-long workout on that machine in the gym was just an elliptical illusion; she talked on the phone the whole time and didn't break a sweat.
by Time Enough At Last December 1, 2010
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note: lululemon is an athletic brand that specializes in yoga pants
note: lululemon is an athletic brand that specializes in yoga pants
Chet: Dayum I didn't realize Sara had such an ass on her!
Chad: Nah man! It's a lululemon-illusion! That girl's ass is flatter than a pancake.
Chad: Nah man! It's a lululemon-illusion! That girl's ass is flatter than a pancake.
by Just Curly September 3, 2016
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Guy 1#: "Hey look at that girl, isn't she just beautiful?
Guy 2#: "Naa, thats just a human optical illusions."
Guy 2#: "Naa, thats just a human optical illusions."
by MrBlonde89 July 11, 2010
Get the human optical illusions mug.99.999% of all people playing any particular game all think they are complete Rock Stars, and totally AWESOME at the game, when in fact that is the exact percentage of people who totally suck at the game in question.
Scrubby: I AM SOE LEEEET AT DIS GAEM!!!!! :P
Bloodchills: Scrubby, you have caught the Delusion of Awesomeness. See your doctor, breh.
Bloodchills: Scrubby, you have caught the Delusion of Awesomeness. See your doctor, breh.
by Bloodchills November 2, 2009
Get the Delusion of Awesomeness mug.Anyone who uses the term voterflake for anyone who dare questions whether there was cheating in the 2020 election to the point up so much absurdity that they contradict themselves and they actually are the ones that couldn't accept that maybe they didn't win leaving the other side looking like there let the unaccepting people they are because it just comes across as they just want to win the wrong way without realizing at the same time we would accept the election if it was done fairly and people were willing to do the job that they were supposed to do investigate
Difine delusionalflake When someone says you voterflake no that's just you being a delusional flake because that work was invented by that are overly acceptive of cheating because deep down they are sore losers and they want to win the wrong way instead of investigating in case there was despite mountains of evidential
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Yo, i hope she's okay.. she hasn't responded to my texts in 5 minutes man
"nigga you's a delusional bitch"
Ya so like, 2 + 5 ISN'T 9???
"hoe wtf you're a delusional bitch"
"nigga you's a delusional bitch"
Ya so like, 2 + 5 ISN'T 9???
"hoe wtf you're a delusional bitch"
by needsometix April 29, 2023
Get the delusional bitch mug.The strange and sad phenomena that every currently or formerly drug-addled chav, wankster, or kid in treatment/NA that ever sold a couple of dubs of schwag to his buddies seems to be affected by; that he was some major drug dealer or big player in the game of his (usually hick) town.
My kid brother seems to think that because he sold a few of his classmates some of his ritalin he's now Tony Montana. He's obviously suffering from the Scarface Delusion.
by uncarvedblock89 March 3, 2011
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