extra dickular activities

Any extra activities that you and your penis are engaging in outside of normal sex; hand-jobs, blow-jobs etc etc

Our President was impeached because he was having "extra dickular activities" with a chubby intern.

by HOGS-BACK February 7, 2022

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The Dickularity

Much like The Singularity is the moment that AI (Artificial Intelligence) becomes so good that you can't tell the difference between it and a human brain - The Dickularity is the moment when men and women are practically indistinguishable.

When The Dickularity happens, you'll have to start a romance in stages:

Looks: are you attracted to each other?

Personality: does this person interest me mentally? Or does this person make me want to jump out of a 7 story window?

Genital Compatibility: you arrange a Genital Reveal Party to determine if this is going to work in the bedroom.

Example: Dave found out that his dating pool was severely lacking in females interested in spending time with him, so he began to explore The Dickularity for other options.

by Wetpapersack2 February 15, 2023

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Dickslato

Laying the most spectacular dick game to your wifey,mistress or sex partner

OMG... Carol, Aaron gave me the best dickslato ever last night... It went on and on for 3 hours.

by Dutchy345 February 7, 2009

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dicklash

verb. - to whip one's dick on someone's face, usually leaving a mark.

noun. - the mark left on one's face after being whipped with a dick.

verb -

Johnny: I can't wait to dicklash her in Gold Class.

noun -

Connie: I'd so love to get a dick whipped in my face!
Johnny: It may leave a mark though...
Connie: Oh yeah, there's nothing worse than dicklash.

by honeydewtea March 28, 2010

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dickslaw

Exactly like coleslaw, but with little pieces of dick in it. Used mostly by straight women and gay men. Can also be used for punishments for a loser of any challenge.

Woman 1: This dickslaw is amazing, what's your secret?

Woman 2: My boyfriend!

by lolololoollooolololooloolool May 28, 2014

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