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Dick-hat

Another name for over amounts of bragging rights,
someone who has a dick-hat is someone who is very proud of themselves for doing meaningless, trivial things.

Not to be confused with just having a big ego;

One with a dick-hat is one who is constantly measuring themselves up to OTHER people's dick-hats.

Any gender can have a dick-hat, but it's most commonly seen in achievement whores for the xbox/ps3 and such.
Example one!

P1: "I just got SOOO many achievements on my XBOX, dude!"

P2: "...And what do you get in return?"

P1: "Uh, nothing.."

P2: "Oh. So...A bigger dick-hat, then."

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Example 2:

Mom1: "My kid just owned your kid in soccer today."
Mom2: "And what do YOU get out of this victory?"
Mom1: "A bigger dick-hat. And...having to fix a victory supper for him and his little friends..."
by Luna Strega June 23, 2010
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dickhanger

a golfing term in which a male golfer fails to get his tee shot past the ladies' tees and therefore must take his next shot with his pants and underwear at his ankles.
"Scotty had a bad round today. He shot so many dickhangers that he sunburned his pecker."
by Nordic Giant March 3, 2008
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Dicktate

When something is explained ( typically a man to a woman) in a way that's condescending, patronising, and doesn't understand that a man's perspective.. I.e his.. May not be The only , or the right one.
The judge dicktated to the court that a man on man rape is, of course, much more serious than a man on woman rape.
by CCeeeee September 8, 2016
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dickmatism

A masculine aura that causes women to be inexplicably drawn to a man with an inability to do anything but have sex.
All those women I cheated on you with, that wasn't love, that was dickmatism.
by Advocator March 17, 2014
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dicktator

by BLKSHP March 5, 2011
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Dickmatized

When a girl gets piped down so good that she loses what little rationality is left of her already insane mindset. The dick she got was so good that the same the girl who was thotin and trottin a week ago considers being a stay at home wife and reevaluating all her life’s decisions.
Person 1: “I thought Becky couldn’t cook, and she was talking to me about getting married.”

Person 2: “Wasn’t that hoe just sucking dick behind McDonald’s last week?

Person 1: “Yeah dawg the bitch is dickmatized!”
by Shdylatina March 23, 2019
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Dicktator

by HottStuff6969 February 15, 2003
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